You Can’t Be Neutral On A Moving Train

Year: 2004

Grade: C+

Country: USA

Director: Ellis/Mueller

Review

(aka Primeval)- really nothing of note here. there’s one hot chick with big hooters, plenty of bad acting and some bad sfx, but none of those things really add to the art/enjoyment of the film. it’s not camp and it’s not all that entertaining. that said, it’s not a painful movie to watch. it’s under 90 minutes and has some bearable parts early in the film.