No Vacancy

Year: 1999

Grade: D

Country: USA

Director: Balchunas

Review

the first fifteen minutes of the film uses sex to try and grab your attention. the next 75 minutes uses active cross-cutting and un-funny humor to entertain you. i’d probably get more laughs from watching a dog take a crap next to a starbucks. actually, even writing about it makes me laugh more than this film did. that said, they did succeed in putting in some good eye candy. this movie sucks.